MONKEYS REJECT EVOLUTION

MONKEYS REJECT EVOLUTION

-Author Unknown-

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they’re said to be.
Said one to the others, “Now listen you two;
There’s a certain rumor that can’t be true;
That man descends from our noble race.
The very idea! It’s a dire disgrace!”

“No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her baby, and ruined her life.
And you’ve never known a mother monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk.
On pass them on from one to another
‘Til they hardly know who is their mother.”

“And another thing you’ll never see
A monkey build a fence ’round a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all other monks a taste.
Why if I put a fence around this tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.”

“Here’s another thing a monk won’t do–
Go out at night and get on a stew;
Or use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey’s life.”

“Yes, man descended–the ornery cuss
But brother, he didn’t descend from us!”

Parable of the Pencil

PARABLE OF THE PENCIL

Author Unknown

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. There are 5 things you need to know, he told the pencil, before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be.

One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone’s hand.

Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you’ll need it to become a better pencil.

Three: You will be able to correct mistakes you will make.

Four: The most important part of you will always be what’s inside.

And Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write.

The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart.

Now replacing the place of the pencil with you; always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best person you can be.

One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in God’s hand. And allow other human beings to access you for the many gifts you possess.

Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, by going through various problems, but you’ll need it to become a stronger person.

Three: You will be able to correct mistakes you might make or grow through them.

Four: The most important part of you will always be what’s on the inside.

And Five: On every surface you walk, you must leave your mark. No matter what the situation, you must continue to serve God in everything.

By understanding and remembering, let us proceed with our life on this earth having a meaningful purpose in our heart and a relationship with God daily.